Hello, my name is Jody. I live in Leeds (UK) with my wife Faye and our two stupid spoiled cats Fatty & The boy Henrick

I am originally from Rotherham, which used to be known as "That place where toothless inbreds shoved Chip butties and Mars bars through
Rawmarsh Comp' fence rather than let TV Chef 'Jamie Oliver' feed their Kids a healthy school dinner for 2 weeks" (something that makes me both massively ashamed of and incredibly proud in equal measure). But is now known as "that place where 1000's of Kids got nonced nobody did anything about for fear of being called racist............ I don't live there anymore.


 "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity" ......................Hanlons razor


I was lucky enough to get accepted to study product design at Leeds Met Uni where I met middle class people for the first time and nearly went mental, before promptly proceeding to get a job that has nothing to do with what I studied or enjoyed

I started this website about 7 years ago when my wife bought me a Mr Site "Build your own website" kit for Christmas and since then it has been the bane of my existence.

I am not a Hipster. 





THINK DILBERT ....... ?????